Tanukitsune (tanukitsune) wrote,

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A couple of jokes...

A few jokes of my own creation....

-What did the Tetris block say to his therapist?
"I just want to fit in!"

-Did you hear the one about the Dalek cook?
He wanted to egg-stir-marinate all humans!

(I think this next one still needs work)
-"Boss, I'm taking the day off. I have a touch of fever..."
"For the last time Johnson! Pac-Man fever doesn't count!"

I hope at least one of these got a smile out of you, we could do with a little cheer in these dire times...

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