You know, because of this pun, I was inspired to make a family of brothers and sisters all named after card suits. Their last name is Card. Heart and Spade are both girls. Diamond and Club are boys. I kind of pictured Spade as being a butchy lesbian, and Diamond as either bisexual or gay. ;D And Heart and Spade HATE each other. It's so funny.
I'm surprised you didn't work a "calling a spade a spade" pun in there. I mean, you are the king of pixel puns, and I think that one would suit you. It would be a royal flush of sorts. I mean, there had to be so many ways you could jack this one up just a little bit further. All in all, I heart this pun...*runs away before someone shoots him*