Tanukitsune (tanukitsune) wrote,
Tanukitsune
tanukitsune

Scooby-Doo, where the *BLEEP!* are you?

I finally saw the new Scooby-Doo cartoon....

Except it WAS NOT a Scooby-Dooby-Doo toon at ALL!

The gang is gone and we are left with only Shaggy and Scooby, which was the first mistake, the only decent Scooby toons are the ones with the FULL gang, because it's the only time it actually feels like it should... At least they didn't have Scrappy...

But the worst part, the part that made me say "Where the <BLEEP!> are you Scooby?" is the fact is that Scooby is NOT Scooby, forget the fact that he has some stupid gimmick super Scooby-Snacks that give him super powers, that's silly but that's not what bothered me the most...

HE'S NOT A COWARD! And neither is Shaggy! They ran TOWARDS danger instead of AWAY from it...

Since the gang isn't around to force, or bribe, them to stay, I guess they were forced to be made brave...

And they didn't seem to be the bumbling fools they should be either!

And of course they took out the mystery and monsters too! I mean who watches Scooby  for the mystery and monsters? Surely all we want is Scooby, right?
Yeah, that totally blew up my Sarcasm-Meter too...

So basically, we have Scooby-Doo without the gang, without the monster and mystery, without the cowardice and bumbling around....

Let me say it ONCE again: WHERE THE @#$% ARE YOU, SCOOBY? Because you certainly were not in the cartoon I just saw!

Want more proof? Exchange Scooby and Shag for two random characters in the show, you'd never get the feeling of "Hey, like reminds me of Scooby-Doo", because it isn't!

Sigh... This over-milking their franchise could very spell Scooby-Dooby-Doom for them...
Tags: scooby-doo
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 6 comments