Sparkpug is the King and Queen of Candyland and his parents are the Globetrotters, the Ghostbusters AND The Goonies, yes… ALL OF THEM!
He is part ninja, part anvil, but he’s a zombie, cookie, robot, badger, badger, mushroom! He’s a Wallmart greeter by day and an ogre panty thief by night! He’s dating the whole cast Beverly Hills 90210 and was raised in a circus as a clown dog show time clap clap! WOOOT?!
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