If ye dunnae know how to talk like one, check this out!
What can ye do on thar blessed day?
I've got Treasure Island on me iPod! LibriVox is thar place for public domain audiobooks! YARR!
Ye can make some piratey art!
Play some Monkey Island! Read In the Puddle, Captain August or Pirate and Alien!
And remember..... You are a pirate!