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The horror, the funky horror!


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A ancient and unstoppable horror awakens...

More horrifying than Jason Voorhees and Freddy in thongs....

More disturbing than Michael Jackson!

More maddening than an Elder Lovecratian Horror!

Creepier than any little ghost girl!

It's... it's...


You may have heard La Macarena, or Las Ketchup, but here... We have hundreds of songs like these, but worse... MUCH WORSE!

And they are on the radio ALL THE SUMMER SEASON! Dear God, I heard on the radio a Georgie Dann song about a Barbecue, but  with so much innuendo...

I certainly do NOT want to taste your sausage, SIR!

And it will get worse, much much worse! Now we are hearing the older ones, but soon, we will have new horrid songs to rape my ears...

I hope my iPod lasts all summer... I'll have to have it on all times if I want to keep my sanity!

Next LJ entry: Mike becomes deaf! :P
Current Mood: NOOO!!!
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Date:May 30th, 2006 05:12 am (UTC)
Maybe you need to invest in a backup iPod, just in case.
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Date:May 30th, 2006 06:20 am (UTC)
Hm, that's something to scrape my brain cells off with.

I need a horrified icon. Will get to working on it somehow. :P
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Date:May 30th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC)
Finland tends to have one summer song all summer long. It gets... what's the word... tedious.

Unless you count the thousands of local music concerts who also tend to have the same bands. Good thing for the bands, of course, but...
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Date:May 30th, 2006 09:05 am (UTC)
I hope you don't have elderly ladies dressed up as flies singing songs over there....

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Date:May 30th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
No, singers usually use only regular glitter at most (Lordi is an exception... :-) ) But summer can be very full of tango, tango and, oh yes, tango.
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